Leave. Now. Please. – Tee
A duck. A beer. A standoff for the ages.
This isn’t just a t-shirt — it’s a whole mood. The duck’s had enough, and honestly, so have you.
Whether you're breaking up with bad habits, dodging bad company, or just need everyone to back off, this tee delivers your boundaries with unflinching poultry precision.
Soft, stylish, and just the right amount of unhinged, it’s perfect for introverts, party escape artists, boundary-setters, or anyone whose social battery dies before the Wi-Fi connects.
Leave. Now. Please. — because sometimes the duck is the final straw. 🦆🍺
Product features
- Without side seams to reduce fabric waste and enhance appearance
- Elastic ribbed knit collar retains its shape
- Shoulder tape stabilizes the garment and prevents stretching
- Made from ethically grown, 100% US cotton
- Certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not tumble dry
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in |
15.62 |
17.37 |
18.75 |
20.00 |
21.50 |
22.87 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 2000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Do not tumble dry, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
