Shoo, Can’t Have Friends – Tee
Picture this: you’re a duck, minding your own business... and someone offers you a bucket of chicken. Rude.
This tee captures the exact moment when friendship crosses the line into "absolutely not."
It’s for anyone who’s ever sensed betrayal disguised as kindness — especially when it involves your feathered cousins.
Perfect for animal lovers, introverts, vegetarians, or anyone with a sharp sense of humor and sharper instincts.
Soft, bold, and unapologetically weird — wear it loud, wear it proud, wear it as a warning. Or a mood. Or both.
And maybe keep a safe distance from fast food.
Shoo, Can’t Have Friends — because some friendships come deep-fried. 🦆🍗
Product features
- Knitted in one piece to reduce fabric waste.
- Elastic ribbed collar retains its shape.
- Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching.
- Made with environmentally-friendly cotton for a vintage feel.
- Classic fit for versatile casual wear.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not tumble dry
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in |
15.62 |
17.37 |
18.75 |
20.00 |
21.50 |
22.87 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 2000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Do not tumble dry, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
